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Monday, March 20, 2006

Katherine Kersten Haiku

I asked for some Haiku that would summarize Kersten's recent column. Brian Hokanson obliged:

Title: Probabilities

First, polygamy;
Second, man on box turtle;
Third, Kate locates brain.

Not me

Damn liberal rag
From which far-left filth does spew.
Who subscribes to that?

Eww but true

Sad, sad, irony:
Bachmann and Kersten, melding.
Such a cute couple.

Eww indeed.....

i just got done reading her latest article and i have another take on it than the one eva mentioned, although ill admit that could be a possibility. but its also possible that they wanted to put conflict and outrage in their paper to get attention. you know-the same kinda scheme they have on cable "news." i personally believe that cable news is an oxymoron just like jumbo shrimp-i had to say that as tnt has forrest gump on now : ) lol.

and if in fact that is there intention then it certainly has worked w/ me. i was reading her latest column and im wondering if she knows that gays adopt children?
jcb 03.19.06 - 11:50 pm | #

The only way that Kersten would know about gay people adopting children is if she read it in the book of Leviticus, or the infomation was published by the Minnesota Family Council. She has no knowledge of the world outside of those two sources.
Mark H

Now Minnesota's Worst Writer is whining about having her statements being referred to as bigotry. If the shoe fits...