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Sunday, June 18, 2006

Former Family Research Council Lobbyist Offers $1000.00 for Hot Lesbo Threeway Action at DC Gay Pride

Wonkette has the story.

afterward, we got a snazzy hotel room at the mayflower downtown. on the way over there, this really hot business man in a pinstriped suit walked past me, said hello, and doubled back. he asked me my name and introduced himself (jack burkman, government relations strategies), asked where i went to school, etc, gave me his card, and asked me to call him. i later texted him and never could get rid of him again. he thought he talked to me on the phone several times, but he never did. i always made kat or kristin be me. he told kristin about how he really enjoyed my outfit (TITS GALORE) and that i was beautiful, etc. by the end of the night (5 am or so), he was offering to pay for our room and give us a thousand dollars if two of us would fuck him. oh, jack burkman. his card is my DC souvenir.


Here is Jack Burkman's Lobbying Registration with the FRC.

I wonder what Tony Perkins will say to that.

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