Ancient GOP Artifacts Found Underneath Excel Center
From the Journal of the Twin Cities Archaeological Society:
As workmen prepared the Excel Center for the 2008 Republican Convention, they broke through a basement wall to an ancient grotto. After careful excavation of the site, archeologists confirmed that the grotto contained several GOP artifacts including a bas relief from the Norm Conquest.
Here's the bas relief as it was discovered:
This is the bas relief restored:
A crucifix was found hidden behind the cherub... weird: