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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

The Pageant Continues

So, Congress slumped back into their chairs today, and what's the first thing they worry about.....

Steroid use in professional baseball. They couldn't wait to talk about it some more.

When will somebody demand Congressional hearings on breast enhancements and botox abuse among Hollywood starlets? I demand answers! The integrity of show business is at risk!

Bridges fall down, we're bleeding money in Iraq, the economy is looking like swirl in the drain, gas costs $3.00 per gallon, most of the federal budget isn't done... but we have to worry about whether professional entertainers take drugs do make their arms bigger.

I DON'T CARE!

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