He introduced - tongue in cheek, a Haircut tax. I think he wanted to take another shot at Jason Lewis:
c. Boring hair tax. Hair styles deemed incredibly boring shall be assessed a tax
1.11 in addition to any other taxes or credits established by this section. As a standard, the
1.12 current hairstyle favored by talk show host Jason Lewis shall be noted as the standard for
1.13 a boring hair style.